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by Marc Camoletti, adapted by Robin Hawdon

25 May – 3 June 2023 at 8pm; Matinée: Saturday 3 June at 2.30pm

Tickets: £12 on opening night; £14 on all subsequent performances

Tickets on sale to the public: 13 March 2023

Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his Parisian mistress, while his wife, Jacqueline is away. He has arranged for a cook to prepare gourmet delights and has invited his best friend Robert along as alibi. What could possibly go wrong? Well…. suppose Robert turns up, not realising why he’s been invited. Suppose Jacqueline and Robert are secret lovers and she’s determined not to leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone’s alibi gets confused with everyone else’s. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues.

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Bernard tbc
Jacqueline tbc
Robert tbc
Suzette   tbc
Suzanne   tbc
George   tbc
Director Peter Damesick